zeldathemes
the house of wolves
white lips pale face i hate the entire human race


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sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

claphne:

child

why u scream

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

facethedawn:

This is a very important message for young people everywhere

badwolf-flamwenco:

this just in: i take back what i said about tokyo ghoul

don’t fucking read the manga. don’t watch the anime. just don’t get involved with the whole thing in general. the pain isn’t worth it

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

arbors:

there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!